Telephone Greetings That Customers, Prospects, and Employees Love- 3 Easy Steps to Success

Talk about first impressions; telephone greetingsmy ritual. My business is too important.
are critical. Prospects are deciding whether or notSometimes I'll even stand before I answer the
to do business with you. Irate customers arephone if I need an extra jolt of energy. Stand on
deciding how helpful and competent you are. Yetyour head. Do jumping jacks. Do whatever is
many companies convolute the telephone greetingnecessary to attain a pleasant state before
to the point that employees hate saying it andanswering the phone. (Within limits of course.)
customers and prospects dread listening to it.Sincerity- No scripts. I am against scripting
There is power in simplicity. For best results,greetings because they sound insincere, irritate
incorporate three easy elements: pleasantry,callers, and discourage employees. Scripted
brevity, and sincerity.greetings usually include some kind of slogan.
Pleasantry- A pleasant greeting is essential to a"Hello. It's a beautiful day here at the XYZ
successful call because it sets the stageCompany." Now I don't care where you work. It
emotionally. In general, listeners tend to mirror orcan't be that good all day. At some point saying,
"catch" the emotional states of speakers. This is a"It's a beautiful day..." is going to be a stretch or
principle of communication that holds true whetherinsincere. The other risk is that the caller is irate.
one is speaking to a group of 1000, a smallAn employee from a furniture company confided
meeting of 10, or a single customer over theto me that she hated answering the phone, "It's a
telephone. In other words, people respond in kind.beautiful day..." because irate callers would snap
If we answer the phone gruffly, chances are theback, "Well it's not a beautiful day where I am and
caller will become gruff. If we answer the phoneget over here and fix this thing!" Is it any wonder
pleasantly, chances are the caller will be pleasant,why employees and customers hate scripted
and we all know which caller is easier to workgreetings?
with.You want the greeting to be natural, which also
Imagine you are a customer calling a place ofmakes it easier to sound pleasant consistently.
business. The professional on the other end of theThe key elements of a telephone greeting are:
phone sounds irritated. What is your response todepartment or company name, your name, an
a greeting like that? When I'm a customer, myoffer of assistance. An example of a switchboard
response tends to be irritation. I start thinking togreeting might sound like this, "XYZ Company, this
myself, "Well, you think you're irritated now? Waitis Bob. How may I direct your call?" A greeting
until you get finished with me, then you'll knowfrom someone in the accounting department
what irritation is!" I wasn't even irritated when Imight sound like this, "Accounting, this is Bob. How
called the company. I simply caught themay I help you?"
professional's irritation.State the company or department name so that
I've had the opposite experience as a customercustomers and prospects know they are in the
too. I am irritated, highly irritated. I really want toright place. How many times have you been five
let somebody have it. I call the company, but theminutes into a call only to realize the caller would
person who answers the phone is so nice andbe better served in another department? Always
professional I can't bring myself to yell at them. Istate your name because it is a sign of authority.
hate when that happens. This time I've caughtStating your name implies that you are
their professionalism.accountable. It also creates a personal touch.
One of the easiest ways to attain an emotionalLastly, end with a question that expresses your
state quickly, like being pleasant, is to use bodydesire to serve the caller.
language. Research conducted by John GrinderBrevity- Keep it short. I have heard telephone
and Richard Bandler suggests that body languagegreetings that are so long, I feared the person
helps create emotional states. If we carryanswering the phone was going to hyperventilate
ourselves with slumped shoulders, frowning face,and go into cardiac arrest trying to get it out in
bowed head, averted eyes, and shallow breathing,one breath. Excessively long greetings are
we will probably feel depressed. If we smile,unprofessional for many reasons. They don't
breath deeply, pull our shoulders back, and looksound pleasant or sincere because technically they
straight ahead, we will probably feel good. How doare impossible to execute. Employees hate them
you carry yourself all day at work?and those feelings come through. Callers hate
I recommend that professionals establish a ritualthem because they waste their time. Fortunately,
before answering the phone. In order to soundby following the guidelines above brevity is
pleasant, we need to be carrying ourselvesassured.
accordingly. My ritual is to sit up on the edge ofSummary- Telephone greetings are a powerful
my seat, pull shoulders back, take a deep breath,part of doing business. To be successful, keep
smile, let the phone ring twice, then answer. Igreetings simple. Practice a ritual to be pleasant.
never answer my phone unless I've gone throughRemain unscripted. Be brief.