| Commander in Chief George Bush told 2 BBC | | | | emerging Christian fundamentalism in the United |
| reporters that Jesus Christ ordered him to invade | | | | States and in the west. Fundamentalism in our |
| Iraq. This would therefore make Jesus Christ the | | | | region is on the wane. There, it's in the |
| Commander in Chief of the United States. It | | | | ascendancy. That's the threat." Religious |
| would also make George Bush a psychotic | | | | Fundamentalism means religious beliefs which |
| suffering from auditory command hallucinations. | | | | follow the literal words of the Bible. Literal means |
| George Bush publicly announced to the world that | | | | following the exact words word for word. Literal |
| he was launching a Crusade. Every Muslim person | | | | means following the words in their ordinary |
| knows that the Crusades were a thousand years | | | | meaning, not their figurative or symbolic or |
| ago when the Pope marched his Christian Army | | | | metaphorical meaning. Jesus said, "Do not think |
| across Europe massacring every Jew in their | | | | that I have come to bring peace to the Earth; I |
| way, until they stood knee deep in Muslim blood in | | | | have not come to bring peace but a |
| Jerusalem, reclaiming the Holy Land Israel for | | | | sword…Whoever does not take up the |
| Christianity. This would make George Bush a | | | | cross and follow me is not worthy of me. He that |
| psychotic with delusions of grandeur who thinks | | | | findeth his life shall lose it and he that loseth his life |
| that he was elected Pope. So far Pope Bush has | | | | for my sake shall find it." (Matt. 10:34-39). This |
| conquered Afghanistan and Iraq, and he is now | | | | means that the way to Heaven is by blowing |
| threatening to conquer Syria and Iran on his way | | | | yourself up for Jesus. The U.S. Seventh Army |
| to meet Jesus in Jerusalem as he descends from | | | | Training Command is located in Grafenwoehr |
| Heaven on his flying white horse. Like the Pope, | | | | Germany. Grafenwoehr is just north east of |
| George Bush believes that he is infallible, incapable | | | | Nuremburg Germany. From Nuremburg you take |
| of error and so he ignores the desires of every | | | | highway A9 north and make a right at B470 to |
| other American except for Fred and Doris Ziffel. | | | | Grafenwhoehr. The L.A. Times reported today |
| In 2002 Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud of | | | | that according to a new study, thin people are |
| Saudi Arabia repeatedly called upon George Bush | | | | more likely to commit suicide than obese people. |
| not to invade Iraq. Prince Saud said in Feb. 2002, | | | | The Taliban have known this for years and this is |
| "Regime change will come with the destruction of | | | | why they have a waiting list of 10,000 people |
| Iraq. You are solving one problem and creating | | | | volunteering to blow themselves up for Allah in |
| five more problems. There has never been in the | | | | order to go to Heaven. The question is, "Are the |
| history of the world a country in which a regime | | | | Christian people going to the same Heaven as the |
| change happened at the bayonets of guns that | | | | Muslim people or are there two Heavens? |
| has led to stability. Our worry now is the new | | | | |